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چهارشنبه 28 فروردین 1392

سه تا زن انگلیسی ، فرانسوی و ایرانی با هم قرار میزارن كه اعتصاب كنن و دیگه كارای خونه رو نكنن تا شوهراشون ادب بشن و بعد از یك هفته نتیجه كارو بهم بگن.

زن فرانسوی گفت:

به شوهرم گفتم كه من دیگه خسته شدم بنابراین نه نظافت منزل، نه آشپزی، نه اتو و نه
خلاصه از اینجور كارا دیگه بریدم. خودت یه فكری بكن من كه دیگه نیستم یعنی بریدم!

روز بعد خبری نشد ، روز بعدش هم همینطور .

روز سوم اوضاع عوض شد، شوهرم... صبحانه را درست كرده بود و اورد تو رختحواب من هم هنوز خواب بودم ، وقتی بیدار شدم رفته بود .



زن انگلیسی گفت:

من هم مثل فرانسوی همونا را گفتم و رفتم كنار.

روز اول و دوم خبری نشد ولی روز سوم دیدم شوهرم

لیست خرید و كاملا تهیه كرده بود ، خونه رو تمیز كرد و گفت كاری نداری عزیزم منو بوسید و رفت.

زن ایرانی گفت :

من هم عین شما همونا رو به شوهرم گفتم

اما روز اول چیزی ندیدم

روز دوم هم چیزی ندیدم

روز سوم هم چیزی ندیدم

شكر خدا روز چهارم یه كمی تونستم با چشم چپم ببینم.

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